1. Romani- Got Aliens?

2. Link - Navi For Sale, Lease or Death Get her while the bomb isn’t lit!

3. Moon - Crush Town why? I’m a puppet! Don’t ask.

4. Epona - Moo!

5. Anju - Can’t do something else besides look at a wall all day?

6. Alien - Got Cow?

7. Goron - I’m going Swimming!

8. Zora - I’m going to enter the Termina’s Rock Lifting Contest

9. Goron named Link - towards Anju: This Place is called Stock pot Inn? Hw Bout Ramshackle pot inn, and get that hand out of the toilet

10. Skullkid - I’m made of wood and I’m Happy about it

12. Cremia - I hate Milking Cows and they smell bad

13. Chicken - Hungry… Must Have Blood!

14. Romani’s Dog - Ruff Ruff, I bit her once I’ll bite her again!

15. Postman - Singing: Because I got High, because I got high, because I got High…

16. Goron - Duh

17. Link- After Visiting Stock Pot Inn: I’ll never use a toilet Ever

Again

18. Deku Scrub - Am I related to A Skullkid we’re Both Wood.

19. Anju’s Grandmother - Oh Tortus where’s lunch

20. Mayor Dotour - Purple Hair? I have Purple Hair!

Oh! The Horror!

Outcome: Skullkid, Was taken to The Termina Mental Institution and released after being convinced that he is wood and belongs tied to a tree and released 2 weeks later

Anju Never Removed the Toilet Hand and Left it there But she did Put a New Roll of Toilet Paper and a Basket of News Papers and Old Letters in case They Run out again

Mayor Dotour Dyed His Hair Black and Never Came out of his Office, Madame Aroma Still isn’t happy with him,

Romani - Is In Clock Town Intensive care for Multiple Animal Bite Wounds and Broken Finger from Flinging the Elastic String in Her Bow without an arrow too much, She was Released a Month Later but Sent Back after that string Broke and hit her in the face

The Zora was buried under the Bay after trying to swim with a Bag of Rocks

The Goron Died after trying to Swim then before his Death he written on paper “ Duh! “

A Drug test was done on the Clock Town Postman and was sent to Jail for Being High On the Job

The Alien Never got the Cow

No one Bought Leased or killed Navi

Navi is Currently in Termina Intensive Fairy Care for Fighting over link’s Hat with Tatl Navi is in Critical condition and clinging to Life, Tatl was Released 3 weeks Later in Good Condition

Romani Did Get aliens And Abducted She Was Returned a Day later And Bitten by Her Dog

The Moon Disappeared and Never Returned

The Chicken Died of hunger and His Buddies Ate him

Epona Was Sent to Clock Town Animal Hospital to See why She was Mooing the Doctor Cant Find out why and She Still Moos to this Day

The Skullkid and the Deku Scrub got into a Serious Fight They Both Joined Romani in the Clock Town Intensive Care Unit

Cremia Found the Invention of a Clothes Pin, Stuck it on her Nose and Milked the Cows, She Called the Ambulance an Hour Later Saying She Can’t Get it off, Eventually she did and Joined Skullkid the Deku Scrub and Her Sister in Recovery at Clock Town Hospital

Anju Still looks at the Wall at the Stock Pot Inn waiting for A Customer

Skullkid after being released from the Mental Institution and the Intensive Care Unit was forced to join a W.P.A. (Wooden People Anonymous) Meeting Club and refuses to be interviewed

Notice: No Characters were Hurt During the Making of this List, except those who were: Bitten, Got in a Fight, or got a Clothes Pin off of her Nose

This is Rated “ F “ for Funny